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K, after days of fighting with this stupid financial model, finally, I can say that I am one step away from completion!!! HAHAHAHAHA

I don’t know how I did it!! But now I have finished the cash flow table and next I can figure out the stupid NPV and IRR. Well I decided to leave the balance sheet behind pretending I never heard of it.

My task today is to finish the stupid cash flow so I am done for the day and only 1.5 hrs before my happy weekend!! As always, I have another busy weekend filled with dates and stuffs to do.

So my point is, now as I realize doing a BP is not too difficult. I plan to find a job in investment banking industry later if I wanna change job again. After all, it’s merely playing with numbers and how to interpret the numbers well enough to make others agree with you. So basically all they do all day is bull shitting. Oh, and networking. Typical MBA’s job.

在數星期的奮鬥後  我終於即將完成這個沒用的BP了！！！

今天我的工作就是完成現金流量表  而我已經完成了

還有1.5小時才下班  可是我已經準備迎接我的快樂週末

接著就是很快的用EXCEL算一下NPV IRR 交差

老闆就可以很有責任感的去辭職  我就可以開心的回復到我之前輕鬆的工作

我決定  如果很不幸的  我需要尋找下一份工作

我一定要進IB搞財務分析  X的這工作實在太簡單了

只要用EXCEL搞些假設  玩個數字  做個圖表

重點就是看你如何闡釋那些數字  簡而言之  就是畫虎爛

畫完只要有人同意你  你就可以拿到一筆錢  亂花

喔  還有一個DAILY TASK  就是NETWORKING 社交交際

不愧是標準MBA的標準工作範疇～！難怪所有MBA畢業都想去IB啊～！～